Don’t drink the water!
May 9th, 2009 : 01:49pm
Or the apple juice! No, that’s not apple juice in a sippy cup. It’s what I offered up to USADA! I went for an easy 30 minute run, and upon my return I was greeted by a couple USADA agents. Just minutes before I’d been thinking “after I shower I am going to clean up the house. It is just out of control!”
For anyone who has ever traveled with us, this should come as no surprise. We (especially me) just seem to trail destruction. So I welcomed our visitors into the chaos that is our home, and began chugging water. I needed to provide 90mL of urine. Huh! 90mL? I gave ‘em over 100! Then I had to divy it up into two bottles (A and B samples), lock the bottles up (only a machine can open it), list the supplements that I’ve taken over the past three days, sign several forms, and they were off. With my urine! I did get to keep the cup. Watch out if you ask for a drink and it’s served in a cup with a red cap! Hahaha, I crack myself up! (Rest assured, the cup is in the trash.)
Category: Random Jibber Jabber
